I suck seed in life t-shirt

Introducing the ultimate wardrobe staple for the self-proclaimed underachiever: the "I Suck Seed in Life" t-shirt! Whether your life goal is to binge-watch every season of a questionable reality show or perfect the art of procrastination, this shirt is here to sassily announce your dedication to all things mediocre. Who needs trophies when you can wear your achievements — or lack thereof — proudly on your chest?

Crafted from the softest cotton known to humankind, this tee not only embraces your lovable lack of ambition but also keeps you comfy during those marathon couch sessions. Available in a variety of sizes, it fits like a dream, whether you're lounging at home or awkwardly trying to impress people at a gathering. Plus, it’s machine washable, so you can confidently spill snacks without worrying about those pesky stains!

Rocking the "I Suck Seed in Life" t-shirt is not just about fashion — it’s a lifestyle choice. Join the ranks of fabulously flawed individuals who can laugh at life’s little hiccups while sporting a shirt that makes friends chuckle and relatives roll their eyes. Wear your truth with pride, because at the end of the day, it’s all about enjoying the ride — even if you’re steering a little off course!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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